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    Will Smith

    Will Smith

    Name: Will Smith

    Birthday: September 25, 1968

    Hometown: West Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

    Favorite Restaurant: Red Lobster.

    Favorite Entree: Jumbo Shrimp.

    • He’s best friends with Tom Cruise, but just like when your friend gets a horrible new haircut and you are loath to say anything, Smith would ignore mentions of aliens and stress tests. In his own mind, Smith is imagining Cruise is talking about puppies and vets.
    • Smith hates cookies. But so he doesn’t look weird when others eat cookies, he chokes them down. With tons of frosting.

    Will Smith

    • If not for a small twist of fate, he would’ve been best friends with Tom Hanks instead of Tom Cruise.
    • On that fateful day, during a party being thrown by Oprah, all three men were in attendance. As Tom Cruise and Tom Hanks reached for the same jumbo shrimp from a caterer’s tray, Tom Hanks’ hand stopped in midair as last night’s mystery meat he ate rolled through his innards. Hanks proceeded to run to the bathroom. While Tom Cruise remains and strikes up a conversation with Will Smith. They become fast friends.

    Will Smith

    • Loves to thumb wrestle. And oftentimes Tom Cruise plays with him. Even in public. O_o

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