Name: Vincent Gallo

Birthday: April 11, 1962

Hometown: Buffalo, New York

Favorite Color: Brown

Upcoming Film Project: Remake of The Birth of a Nation

• Gallo, infamous for his constant racist remarks against Black people, actually announced in May of 2007 that he “no longer hates the negro people” after seeing every single episode of “The Jeffersons” on DVD. He won them in a high-stakes poker game with David Duke.

• Vincent owns a 32.6% stake in the Brooklyn Bottling Group, makers and distributors of Tropical Fantasy soft drinks.

• Was team captain of his high school’s swim team in Buffalo, NY during his junior year, until suggesting that the group focus less on competitive racing, and more on synchronized swimming.

• Gallo is infamous for once putting up advertisements wherein he offered to sell his sperm (provided it wasn’t to any woman “too dark of skin.”) Gallo gained far less notoriety, however, for placing ads wherein he sold the semen of Matthew Lesko, which he kept “chilled in a freezer in [his] basement.” Nobody knows how he got a hold of it, but then, nobody has ever wanted to ask.

• Vince hates being called Vince, but, allegedly, he loves paying impoverished immigrants 35 dollars and seventy-one cents apiece to scream in their native tongues at him, while referring to him only as “Gertrude.”