Name: Tim Burton

Birthday: August 25, 1958

Hometown: Burbank, California

Walk: Slowly Ponderous

Talk: Loosely Swift

• Drinks a cup of rosewater everyday to keep his youthful appearance.

• Childhood hero was the Joker, not Batman.

• Favorite animal is the mighty octopus. In any dish possible.

• Hates pandas. Their big round black eyes scares the shits out of him.

• Love Johnny Depp. No homo. Well, maybe. But still. No homo.