Name: Thom Yorke

Birthday: 7 October 1968

Hometown: Wellingborough, Northamptonshire, England

Favorite Meal: Chocolate Pocky. Handmade.

Favorite Glue: Boogers.

• Often finds himself the butt of many jokes amongst his wife’s friends. Yeah, you heard right. His wife.

• Doesn’t deal well with hecklers. But he did develop this amazing ability to scream a super sonic wail to knock them out. But his aim isn’t very good, he often has huge portions of the crowd on their knees crying and sobbing. At least, that’s how they explained it.

• He rules Radiohead with an iron fist, the same iron fist he uses for donkey punching bandmates who get out of line.

• Was never a big fan of hygiene, washing hands and all that. Getting sick of it, his wife (yes, his wife) had some lab guys come in to test the surface areas of their house. Do you know what they said? Do you know what these lab guys said to her? They said, “Skeet is everywhere.”

• None of her friends come over anymore. None of them want little accidental Yorkies of their own. Ew.