Name: Randy Savage

Birthday: November 15, 1952

Hometown: Columbus, Ohio

Least Favorite Food: Slim Jims.

Favorite Topic of Conversation: “OOOOOH YEAH!!”

• His Debut rap album “Be A Man” didn’t do so well in the United States, but it was indeed certified double platinum. Although it was released in 2003, his LP is still in the top ten of all charts in Belarus, Myanmar, Christmas Island and the Falklands.

• Is now well known for his promotion of the hobby “Extreme Ironing,” but is much less known for his promotion of his other favorite hobby — posing as a fourteen year old girl, as volunteer work for “perverted justice.” It takes a real “Macho Man” to help track down pedophiles.

• Unfortunately for Randy, he never actually catches anybody in the act, as he always insists on going into “voice chat” while Instant Messaging perverts.

• Is not allowed to ever go near anybody named “Stephanie,” due to a court order. I tried to ask him why, but he only responded with “OOOOOH YEAH BROTHER!” and “DIG IT!!!” and neither answer was very helpful.

• Macho Man Randy Savage did mention to me, instead, that he once caught a fish “this big.”