Name: Parker Posey

Birthday: November 8, 1968

Hometown: Baltimore, Maryland

Hates: Fish. What’s so special about them anyway?

Favorite Dish: Bear claws stuffed with salmon.

• Often alludes to her close and personal friendships with prominent designers and directors to any and everybody around her. So often that her circle of friends have dwindled to just Betsy Miller and her collection of porcelain dolls.

• Likes to take extra fish oil supplements to increase her more “artistic” and “pisces” side. This isn’t very effective since her artistic yet fishy burps have scared away Betsy Miller as well.

• Puts on monologues for the china dolls, but even they have been turned away from her. And turned a odd seawater color…

• Now all she can do is go to the park and perform for strangers.

• Parker Posey prefers picked peckers on parade over picked poseys from the park.