Name: Pamela Anderson

Birthday: July 1, 1967

Hometown: Ladysmith, British Columbia, Canada

Pet Peeve #1: Sharking

Pet Peeve #2: OOmpa LOOmpas

• Is involved in an accident going overboard on a ship every other month. But with her own flotation devices, she is always safe.

• Although she is a natural blonde, her hair is not natural. To get that kind of high sheen and luster, she specially orders wigs from France made of the finest silk.

• She popped out of her mother bald and with a penis. But it was so cold, the doctor pronounced Pamela a girl.

• Her favorite game is juggling. With her tongue. Consequently, her favorite drink is green bubble tea.

• She has 50 children. That she knows of.