Name: Nicky Hilton

Birthday: October 5, 1983

Hometown: New York City, New York

Worst Nightmare: Being called Paris

Real Occupation: Fashion Designer

• Fancies herself to be a fashion icon with her fashion degree… credits… from FIT. Whatever, she still kills in Japan with her cool new line of bags.

• Tries to separate herself from Paris as much as possible, but its hard, you know? You try distancing yourself from someone who has 10 different STDs. Especially if you bump your uglies… Ew.

• If girls don’t fart then Nicky found out the hard way that she’s no girl… Shitting yourself is never considered ladylike. Unless you’re like 80 years old.

• Thank goodness her name is Nicky. Its just a short jump from Nicky to Nick or maybe to Nicholas. He feels like a Nicholas more than a Nick.

• Her father, Conrad Worthington Parker Dandyridge Hilton XIII, is thrilled! He always wanted a son.