Name: Morgan Freeman

Birthday: June 1, 1937

Hometown: Memphis, Tennessee

Feels Like: Pork wrapped in Rice Paper

Smells Like: Clams in a Copper Box

• Had those freckles all his life. When his mother was pregnant with him, she accidentally rolled over onto a pin cushion, which resulted in his freckles.

• Secretly hates Kevin Costner. During the filming of Prince of Thieves, Costner kept throwing his used tissues into Freeman’s favorite vase, thinking its a garbage can.

• Has a pet hamster, but feels guilty for keeping it in a cage, so he had a human-sized exercise wheel built and runs with his dear little Edward.

• Used the three seashell method instead of toilet paper after watching the Demolition Man starring Sylvester Stallone. But now he has regular appointments with his proctologist.

• At the end of filming for Prince of Thieves, he “borrowed” Costner’s favorite briefcase and used it as a spittoon. Years later, Costner still does not know the cause for the odor emanating from his briefcase. Until now.