Name: Megan Fox

Birthday: May 16, 1986

Hometown: Rockwood, Tennessee

Favorite Show: Texas, the Lonestar State.

Animal Cruelty Free Feminine Pads: Fresh Leafy Green Salads.

• Is dating Brian Austin Green only because of a bet she lost with her older sister. What that bet was on is up to speculation. All anybody knows is that it involved giant panda foot creams, vomit, and two taxicabs.

• Likes to participate in the yearly Cheese Rolling competition in England. As the cheese. Yeah, think about it.

• Is looking forward to having Green’s child. But looks forward to naming that child even more: “Alpha Fox-Green”.

• Really really really wants to become a “Celebrity Scientologist” (versus a regular “Scientologist”). But an ongoing feud with Kelly Preston has prevented her from joining.

• The feud started when Kelly and Megan were both working at a fundraiser for MABFFB (Mothers Against Baby Formula For Babies). Megan mentioned Kelly might need to go for another detox bath ’cause her thetan monster viruses were showing.