Name: Matt Damon

Birthday: October 8, 1970

Hometown: Cambridge, Massachusetts

Favorite Actor: Ben Affleck.

Favorite Athlete: Takeru Kobayashi.

• He is 2/15 Japanese. Sometimes he has difficulty expressing emotion and saying the word “lollipop”.

• He was recently cast as Chuck Norris’ stunt double.

• His daily routine begins, eerily enough, with Matt hunting and killing his prey with his bare hands, chewing them up, then feeding it to orphans, like a mother bird.

• What’s he hunting? The most cunning prey of all: Lollipops.

• Aspires to be the champion of Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest for ten consecutive years. Instead of trying to beat everyone, he’s gonna beat the record many times over by trying to eat 500 hot dogs in 15 minutes. Who knows when he’ll work up to 500? But his daughter now won’t go near him and his wife is filing for divorce. Do you know the physical toll of eating that many discount hot dogs everyday is? O_o.