Name: Mario Lopez

Birthday: October 10, 1973

Hometown: San Diego, California

Greatest Regret: Letting his greatest love go

Love: Zachary… Dusty Busty. A prostitute he met in his younger days.

• To keep his dimples perky he rubs his cheeks with lemon juice and keeps his dimples noticeable with a stapler.

• Loves to watch Viagra commercials.

• Favorite food is asparagus ever since his first crush farted in his face.

• Doesn’t like air fresheners but all his girlfriends demand them. His favorite air freshener is Febreeze.

• Favorite video is 2girls1finger.