Name: Kirstie Alley

Birthday: January 12, 1951

Hometown: Wichita, Kansas

Love: Food

Food: Fat

• Everyday she logs onto her personal People Magazine page to check her weight. Then she goes back to bed and cries herself to sleep.

• Has a tattoo of Robert Downey Jr.’s father on her left buttcheek. We know why but we’re not telling.

• Hates the word “free”. That is why she is a Scientologist. And that is why she hates fat free dressing.

• Only joined Weight Watchers because they promised to scratch the word free from all their food.

• Loves barbeque sauce. That is the only thing on her nightstand.