Name: Kim Cattrall

Birthday: August 21, 1956

Hometown: Liverpool, England

Nickname: The Haguar.

Greatest Wish: A stalker of her very own.

• Never crosses her legs without being paid first. she learned from the best: Sharon Stone.

• Is currently making arrangements to back to her birthplace of Liverpool, England, where she can still be considered a ‘Cougar.’

• Claims to be a lesbian. At least since she heard that lesbians are the hottest. At some random bar. In Albany, NY.

• She was there to do some research. Boner research.

• Overworked her Kegel muscles. Had to go to the emergency room one time because she cramped up. With her husband’s ::wiggles pinkie finger:: in her. How did they get him out? Botox. in her vagina.