Kal Penn

Name: Kal Penn
Birthday: April 23, 1977
Hometown: Montclair, New Jersey
White Castle?: No, thank you.
Pet Peeve: Sweaty armpits.
- Has a mighty big sweating problem. He thought about getting it fixed. But shooting poison up his armpits to make it stop sweating… doesn’t sound very good either.
- He would like everyone to know that he thinks Tina Fey is smart and sexy.
- His favorite food is Jello. And he loves Bill Cosby.
- Made John Cho promise to marry him in a same sex marriage. Somewhere. If neither of them get married by 40. And thus, John Cho immediately got engaged and soon afterwards married Kerri Higuchi. He’s afraid to tell Kal.
- Is deathly afraid of getting skin cancer. He slathers on sunscreen as often as possible. And sometimes he drinks some of it. Don’t tell anyone. Shh…



