Name: Justin Timberlake

Birthday: January 31, 1981

Hometown: Memphis, Tennessee

New Dance Move: Ride the Walrus

Favorite Food: Clam in a Box

• Used to have brown spots all over his body. But he misplaced them, and could never find them again.

• Is All-American. And to reinforce that, he fills a swimming pool with high fructose corn syrup and takes a swim in it everyday. The pool boy is paid extra for his trouble.

• Hates blondes.

• Likes brunettes, but only if they dye their hair blonde. Nothing hotter than a fake blonde.

• He rarely receives guests at his home because he has a weird swarm of gnats all over his home, centering around his swimming pool.