Name: Jessica Simpson

Birthday: July 10, 1980

Hometown: Abilene, Texas

Hearts: Dallas Cowboys.

Loser!: John Mayer.

• Often finds herself lost in her own house. But Papa Joe found a solution to that. He lets her stay in his room all day.

• What’s her favorite book? I asked her once. She’s still trying to remember the name of the book.

• I doubt its a book. I think its more of a nursery rhyme. Maybe one of those Mother Goose ones.

• Her favorite fictional character of all time is Angelina Jolie. She wonders often, out loud, how someone so beautiful can be so sad. Ever since, she has vowed to never become a brunette.

• Likes to give lectures on cleanliness. But they are usually aimed her dogs. Clearly she does not understand the concept of petcare.