Name: Jennifer Aniston

Birthday: February 11, 1969

Hometown: Sherman Oaks, California

Texture: Nerf-like

Snack: (Twinkies)²

• She adores red fuzzy things. She owns an entire collection of Carrottop’s comedic stylings, a life size Ronald McDonald doll, and clippings of some unknown person’s pubic hair…

• She likes to take Claritin. But she has no allergies. She takes it just in case she does need it.

• She hates sneakers. But to make her workout outfits match, she hires shoemakers to mask her stilettos to look like Nikes.

• The largest dent in her fortune are her shoe expenses and her podiatrist bill. Her foot doctor loves her because she keeps him in the lap of luxury and put his three children through college.

• Her favorite charity is NAAFA because she used to be a …nevermind. It’s a secret! Don’t tell anyone. Shhh…