Name: Terrence “Hulk Hogan” Bollea

Birthday: August 11, 1953

Hometown: Atlanta, Georgia

A Color He Made Up Once: Sterling Golden

Rival: The Incredible Hulk

• Everybody knows that Hulk Hogan has held multiple world wrestling championships in territories and nations all over the globe. What many do not know is that he also holds a world championship in peanut butter gargling.

• During his downtime, the Hulkster often enjoys playing the lute. In fact, he is a member of the Clearwater, Florida Lute Society. Their first recital was on July 19th, 2006.

• Hulk Hogan, without ever either running for public office nor visiting that town, was elected as mayor of Butte, Montana in 1994, with 14,587 write-in votes. To this day, he still isn’t aware that he’s held office there, despite being blamed for the city’s second biggest fiscal crisis in Montana’s history.

• Contrary to popular belief (and his own testimonies in the early ’90s), Hulk Hogan never took steroids. When he admitted that he was “involved” with the pro wrestling steroids scandal, he wasn’t lying, however. Vince McMahon was actually harvesting Bollea’s sweat, naming it “liquid hulkamania,” and coercing lesser pro wrestlers (aka all of them) to inject it directly into their bloodstream. Just so happens that liquid hulkamania has the exact same effects as steroids, or the same effects as “saying your prayers, eating your vitamins, and doing your homework” for twelve years.

• Bollea was once a huge proponent of the adopt-a-highway program. So much so, that he is the sole owner of I-95. He allegedly asked for a refund, however, when the DOT informed him that he couldn’t re-name his highway the “Hulkamania Expressway.”