Heath Ledger

Name: Heath Ledger
Birthday: April 4, 1979
Hometown: Perth, Western Australia
Favorite People: The Elves.
Favorite Flavor: Chalky and hallucinogenic.
- Was dyslexic. That’s how he overdosed. Instead of seeing “Take one every hour, not to exceed 24 in 24 hours”, he saw “Take 24 every hour for 24 hours”.
- He
teH DruGZ!
- What his family does not realize is that his $60 million estate was invested in a company that produces garden gnomes. Have fun fighting over a bunch of stupid dolls, SUCKERS!
- He was the perfect actor to play the Joker. He enrolled in clown college when he was younger but flunked out. He failed their most important class: Perfectly Applied Clown Makeup.
- That was too soon wasn’t it? I’m sorry. (No I’m not.)



