Name: Heath Ledger

Birthday: April 4, 1979

Hometown: Perth, Western Australia

Favorite People: The Elves.

Favorite Flavor: Chalky and hallucinogenic.

• Was dyslexic. That’s how he overdosed. Instead of seeing “Take one every hour, not to exceed 24 in 24 hours”, he saw “Take 24 every hour for 24 hours”.

• He teH DruGZ!

• What his family does not realize is that his $60 million estate was invested in a company that produces garden gnomes. Have fun fighting over a bunch of stupid dolls, SUCKERS!

• He was the perfect actor to play the Joker. He enrolled in clown college when he was younger but flunked out. He failed their most important class: Perfectly Applied Clown Makeup.

• That was too soon wasn’t it? I’m sorry. (No I’m not.)