Name: Harrison Ford

Birthday: July 13, 1942 BC

Hometown: Chicago, Illinois

Pet Peeve #1: He has had gray hair longer than he had brown.

Pet Peeve #2: How come no one likes his awesome earring?!

• Although his role as Indiana Jones inspired many to learn about history, Harrison Ford ironically has no interest in history. He barely remembers his own birthday. And who can blame him? With a birthday steeped as far in the past as his, how can he?

• It was his idea to wear that hat for the role of Indiana Jones. He thought it made him look more… historical.

• Has an affinity for chicken bones and loose skin. So it wasn’t much of a surprise that he instantly built a rapport with actress Calista Flockhart.

• What are his new goals now that he is nearing his almost fourth millennia of life on earth? Who knows? The sky’s the limit!

• He might take up space travel in a couple of centuries Maybe by then, that form of transportation will be a little more reliable…