Name: Gisele Bundchen

Birthday: July 20, 1980

Hometown: Horizontina, Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil

Real Name: George Butchel

Real Hometown: Clifton, Idaho

• Says she doesn’t diet to keep her figure, but in reality, her favorite diet is the Cheeseburger Diet. Eating a cheeseburger with onions and pickles for every meal takes all the body’s energy to digest and use for sustenance.

• Is a huge fan of Metamucil to keep all that red meat moving. She buys it wholesale for herself and shares it with her grandmother.

• Loves, loves, loves Altoids, but they are a necessity. Hairstylists and make-up artists have refused to work with her unless she takes a mint before sitting down with them.

• She might look healthy on the outside but on the inside her heart looks like an 80 year old’s fighting with a pot of lard.

• Her relationship with Leonardo Dicaprio ended because of her diet. He couldn’t stand the onion breath and the nasty farts anymore. Let’s see how Tom Brady fares.