Name: Foxy Brown

Birthday: September 8, 1979

Hometown: Brooklyn, New York

Favorite Position: Something she calls “Foxy Style”.

What It Entails: Shin-shee-shin-shee (Oh noes! Don’t, Foxy!).

• Once, while on a European tour, she threw an absinthe bottle at Phyllis Diller in Prague. Yes, that’s where she’s been.

• She isn’t really deaf; she just has an acute, subconscious ability to automatically ignore “haters”.

• She loves cotton candy so much that she had it spun and woven into the most perishable dress ever. When she meets Mr. Right, he’ll be in for the stickiest night of his life.

• Foxy Brown is the reason why ducks never get wet.

• Exactly.