Name: Elisha Cuthbert

Birthday: November 30, 1982

Hometown: Calgary, Alberta, Canada

Talent: Showing off Clams

Position: …Spread Eagle?

• She wants a McDonald’s Fish O’Filet. Right now.

• Doesn’t talk much. She has a rare condition where her spleen is perpetually up in her throat. Which makes her choice in occupation so appropriate.

• Her favorite animal is the mighty walrus.

• Secretly wears her cap backwards in her house. Why the secrecy? Her caps are homemade with dog furs.

• Got an infection in her sinuses once from pushing two straws up her nose too hard.