Name: Edward Norton

Birthday: August 18, 1969

Hometown: Boston, Massachusetts

Loves: Orioles and Oreos.

Hates: Rich People and Money.

• His greatest enemy was Ron Livingston and Matthew Broderick. For the woman he has had a crush on since he first saw her is Sarah Jessica Parker. Matthew Broderick married her, and Ron Livingston played her on-screen love on Sex and the STD.

• He plays the Hulk on the big screen this summer, but in actuality he never liked the character. Its too hard to be a wimp when you big mass of muscle 5 times the size of everyone else.

• When he was turned down for all his script changes to the Hulk movie, the only way he could think of to get back at his own movie is to not promote it. Good thinking, doofus!

• He will never stop taking the subway. Even if he gets mobbed by fans… Any day now…

• Its hard to grow a mustache sometimes. But he always has a spot where he can take some believable hair from. And its not from the top of his head.