Name: Christina Aguilera

Birthday: December 18, 1980

Hometown: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Natural Hair Color: Platinum Blond. Yeah… That’s right. It’s natural.

Skin Color: Natural Burnt Salmon

• Christina Aguilera is night person. So instead of fighting to stay awake during the day she employs a look-alike to stand in her place. But she has to pay extra for her to stand with her fugly husband.

• She loves corned beef hash but to keep her figure, she learned to spit it out after chewing it without ruining her lipstick. It’s a skill few have mastered.

• She has received only one Oscar in her lifetime. Not so much an Oscar statue. But a man named Oscar that’s chained to her bed.

• Hates Orlando Bloom because he’s prettier than her.

• Hates her husband, Jordan Bratman, because he looks like her. Her natural self.