Name: Chloe Sevigny

Birthday: November 18, 1974

Hometown: Darien, Connecticut

Hates: White Rabbits.

Loves: Brown labradors and elephants.

• Best known for her roles in various indie films, what many don’t realize is that she was in a major motion picture recently, that of Scarlett Johannson as Mary Boleyn in “The Other Boleyn”.

• There weren’t any blowjobs in that film (Goshdarnsit!), but there may have been some incest…

• Once beat Kobayashi in a hot dog eating contest, because she doesn’t have to use her teeth. The only reason she doesn’t compete professionally is because it only works with hot dogs, kielbasa, and twinkies. Also, she can only do it topless.

• Is obsessed with elephant dongs. She often trawls through Youtube for videos of them. Then she carefully handcrafts clay models and places them in her specially designated “Dong Room”. Shh… Her boyfriend doesn’t know about it…

• Chloe is actually the lead singer of Depeche Mode. Every actress lies about her age.