Name: Bjork

Birthday: November 22, 1965

Hometown: Reykjavík, Iceland

Her Idol: Yoko Ono.

Most Reviled: Mos Def.

• Her entire house is soundproofed. She likes to randomly shout and scream at inanimate objects to “let them know”. I don’t know what she means by that. She hasn’t let me in on the secret yet.

• Sometimes she leaves the house in costume but her neighbors knows her. She’s always a duck on Tuesdays, the chicken on Thursdays, and on Fridays, if they’re lucky, she’s the goose.

• The swan is only for special occasions.

• When she’s feeling weird, she goes out and wrestles with her pet polar bear.

• Unbeknownst to several reporters, she hates sandals and will attack at the sight of anyone wearing them.