Name: Ben Affleck

Birthday: August 15, 1972

Hometown: Berkeley, California

Needs: Cigarettes.

Hates: Babies.

• Has had trouble meeting the ladies but after he became a star, he found that just saying, “Hey…” still doesn’t work.

• Has a strange preference for women named Jennifer. This is made all the more strange by the fact that his beloved chocolate labrador from childhood was also named Jennifer.

• He and Matt Damon claimed to have met in school but they really met one night when they crossed swords. Not by accident.

• He never wears sandals or goes barefoot because of a childhood of running barefoot on sidewalk concrete, which has led to a horrible plantar wart problem.

• Has a propensity to lie and exaggerate, which makes acting his perfect career choice. Although the people around him like Jennifer Garner aren’t very happy with him.