Name: Ashton Kutcher

Birthday: February 7, 1974

Hometown: Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Dream Job: Antiques Dealer

Favorite Movie: The Graduate

• Had nightmares for several months about Dax Shephard screaming at him for work.

• People would show up occasionally asking for roles. And also to visit the statue of Demi Moore he commissioned. Although they invariably just ended up staring at her. And she would just scream, “I’m a real boy! I’m a real boy!”

• He longs to be taken seriously, and not be known for playing Kelso nor for the Punk’d series. In his heart of hearts, he wants to go back to his roots and that is modeling.

• His dream of being the next Tyson Beckford came crashing down when he was rejected for the Bravo reality series “Make Me a Supermodel”.

• Has some neurological problems from trying to leave his yard. Don’t worry, it doesn’t pose a problem for his everyday normal functioning.