Name: Antonio Banderas

Birthday: August 10, 1960

Hometown: Málaga, Andalucia, Spain

Condiment: Curry Mayonaise

Dressing: French, not Italian.

• Loves his wife very much. He loves how she has a deep voice, her strong upper body, and her Adam’s apple.

• He especially loves when they dance, because she leads.

• Collects glass Coke bottles and fills them with cocaine. Because he is easily amused…

• Likes to drink a glass of orange juice, while his marionette doll drinks a glass of grapefruit juice.

• To get that greasy hair look, he uses a special blend of potato chip oil, chinese food takeout, and cheesecake crumbs. He rubs them on his hands and applies it to his hair.