Name: Anthony Kiedis

Birthday: November 1, 1962

Hometown: Grand Rapids, Michigan

Second Career: Beauty School Dropout.

Third Career: Phonetics Teacher.

• Used to have 2 feet of hair reaching to his butt. But he donated it all to charity. Not towards wigs for cancer patients. They went to impoverished children for friendship bracelets!

• Loves doing high kicks so much that much of his house has been rubberized for protection and safety. This also allows for other types of exercise…

• Now that he has a son (that he knows of) he wants to do everything with him. Even breastfeeding, which he has been very successful with. One time he got a whole pint out! Hurrah!

• Too bad he drank that pint. Boy, was it delicious! His son had to settle for his mother’s milk that night.

• Kiedis always felt guilty for that. That’s why he’s a huge spokesman for the new movement “Breastmilk for Babies Only”.