Anne Hathaway

Name: Anne Hathaway
Birthday: November 12, 1982
Hometown: Brooklyn, New York
Dish: Portuguese man-of-war omelettes.
Drapes?: Gorilla Skin.
- Has always had a crush on Steve Carell ever since she saw The 40-Year-Old Virgin.
- What she failed to realize is that Bea Arthur had long ago taken his maidenhead. With one gulp.
- Anne fancies herself the next Marilyn Monroe, even if she’s not a blonde. Oftentimes she would walk over subway vents with a frilly dress in Manhattan.
- Also, oftentimes, policemen will follow her around and give her pieces of paper saying how indecent it is of her to be so hot!
- Of course, she paid those very nice officers. It must be difficult standing next to her brilliance.



