Adam Sandler

Name: Adam Sandler
Birthday: September 9, 1966
Hometown: Brooklyn, New York
Boxers or Briefs?: Neither.
Hates: Leather pants on a hot day.
- Doesn’t want to star in a Law and Order episode. He wants inspire one.
- He is convinced that the chupacabra is real and likes to stand guard at night outside of his house. He has a rifle and decapitated goat beside him.
- He is mesmerized by the puffy fluffiness of muffin tops.
- His favorite muffin top does not belong to his wife. His wife is also addicted to anti-depressants.
- He was arrested for biting a woman’s muffin top last year. He pled guilty and served 1000 hours of community service at the local chapter of the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance.



