What better way to celebrate Christmas or any holiday, than with Ellen Degeneres and Britney Spears? Singing badly towards your house and sometimes in it?
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To set the mood, here’s Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas is You”. I guess she doesn’t really have to sing this anymore since she already received her boytoy early this year.
Apparently they’re divorcing because he’s too controlling and won’t help out with their twins. And Jennifer Lopez blames Marc Anthony for the crappy downturn her career has taken. You know, because she can’t wear her clothes the way she wants to. Or her hair. Or her makeup.
I don’t believe any of it! The only reason that they’re divorcing must be because she’s eating all his Dorito’s and breaking all his gold chains with her singing. And his zombie eyes.
Here she is performing at her concert in Rio. She looks like an anorexic 5 year old boy or a 6000 year old mummy trying to catch her last virgin boy to regain her middle-aged looks. I know I say that alot… but look at her! What do you expect me to say for god’s sake?!